date: Tuesday, January 09, 2007
RAHH! school's getting more and more BUSY! its seems like my entire week has been occupied FULLY. From tomolo onwards, i will haf to attend a course at SP from 3 - 6pm as well as friday, and this course goes on until the 23th of feb, every wednesday and friday same place same time, no transports provided, sigh, thinking tat its located at clementi makes mi puke.
Besides this, theres maths test this thursday, make-up lesson for FnN next monday till 4.30 as well as a visit to Ngee Ann Poly nxt thursday, How busy can we get =.='!
Today,
Lessons as usual, den got assembly after recess, Mr Simen, as usual, he got everything under the sun to talk abt, gong bei liao one =/, whole assembly occupied by hes speech, however, theres this phrase which i find it super true.
" The Simpliest Things is also the most difficult ones."Super true isnt it? Well, from my point of view, it is. it applies to many aspects of our live, its a matter of whether ur able to figure it out or not. Thats all for today, before i go.... TADA! another joke for u people! x) , ENJOY!
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!http://www.testriffic.com/joke/BIondie18/4006lol, super dirty joke, but no offense k?Everything comes wif problems as well as a cure,If ur able to find out tat cure,den u will haf no problem wif tat problem,however,are u able to find out tat cure of urs?
iLOVEyou!
8:23 PM <3
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